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What would you do if a 12-year-old came to you with this essay...

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I thought I was the only one with elephant jokes.




When the question sounds hard... Create a new one!




I always tell my students to use A4 single line paper. Here's why...




The answer so ah beng...




Hahahaha! This guy must be born in the 80's!




Sir, apa itu expand?
Expand itu kembangkan lah.




This wan, funny until can die!




This one so so lah... I've seen worse.




Well, if you come to SMK Selayang Bharu, you'll see more...




Finally, the last one...

Peperiksaan sudah tamat.. Sila letak pensel...

If you had an extraordinary ability, what would you do with it?

If you had only a little time left, what would you do?

Don't you think that time is running out?

Haven't you heard that the Jews are secretly rebuilding the temple, on which the revelation of end-time events hinge on?

Didn't it occur to you that life is actually one big exam, and what you do with your limited knowledge, with your limited time, on your limited pieces of paper will determine what's going to happen to you for eternity?





Even though I was once a top-notch swimmer, an award-winning lifesaving instructor, a record-setting lifeguard, a national representative to international lifesaving events... I still wonder if I'll ever become like the old man with the fruit baskets.

Didn't it occur to you that even if you were the best at something, keeping it for yourself will amount to nothing?

Therefore, I purposed in my heart to not live like I'm staying. But to live like I'm leaving.

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