Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Photo journalist on the prowl

Hari Anugerah Cemerlang & PIBG AGM day. It was a fine morning. The birds were singing. The flowers were blooming...

Look! Look! What do we have here! Cikgu makan di luar!


Caught in the act. Clockwise, from top left: Shah Lail, school counsellor. Azuan, sports exec, afternoon session. Jasmin, discipline master. Noor Kamal, formerly Kasturi tuition center's full-time teacher. Can see nose only, Radzi. Afternoon teacher, retiring soon, reminds you of a bear. Balding spot from behind, Mirashab. English teacher, afternoon session.

All the "top" fellows in one table.

Ooh, look... The male teachers are not alone!


Hor! Cikgu-cikgu semua makan! Siap hang. Masuk camera.


You wanna know where this makan shop is located?


It's directly opposite the school's side gate! Newly opened. Now we know where the students will hang out. Before, during or after school.

Nah, you see...


Caught in the act.


Sapade... Makan, jangan tak makan...

"Sir, bagi satu ringgit? Saya belum makan... Lapar..."

"You mahu satu ringgit? Mari... Ambil gambar dulu."

"Tak mau lah sir..."

"Ambil gambar dulu la... Lepas itu, saya bagi satu ringgit."


What was he doing at school on that day anyway? I used to teach him last year in 2 Kripton. I'm sure he's not there for the awards...

Oh... No wonder la...


Hard at work...


The finished product...


Gehenna...


Gehenna is a Hebrew word. Literally translated as "dung heap". That's where we get our word "hell" from. Where "the worm does not die."

Oh, VIP come already!


Did he see our gehenna? Dunno.

Anyway, that is Bee Ann's Dato' Subahan Kamal. ADUN Taman Templer. He won his seat. So much for not involving politicians in schools.

YDP PIBG: Mungkin itu ditujukan kepada parti pembangkang saja kut... Tapi sekarang, nak kata pembangkang, pun tak boleh. Sebab pembangkang ialah kerajaan. Kerajaan ialah pembangkang!

Saya ingat kalau Bee Ann, boleh kut...

It's all for the money anyway. The letter was already written, to get RM10k. He was there just to sign it.

Bee Ann plant in PIBG: Kalau tak nak datang, tak ape... Bagi check saja. Kita terus terang...


Yes, we're very fascinated with the angkasawan. It will truly be a waste of funds if it fails to capture our imagination. Let's do our part. Let's put it on a mural.

Here's the Pengetua...


She has one year left before retirement.

Here's the YDP PIBG...



Retained in his post for another year. He was retained in his post last year when I first came in. Dunno how many years he was retained in his post, or since when.

And of course, no majlis is complete... Without the makan.

Here's the promised picture for March. With proper hair.


It's goodbye to the PIBG post for me! I will certainly miss... The makan.

I wish it could've been better. But when you get loaded with 7 jobs in school...

Let's drink!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Angkasawan mural... Their space helmet burst and expose their face to the horribly deforming vaccum, izzit?

Maybe the cosmic rays will give them real hero powers.

Tenth poster from top

Andrew said...

Cikgu, Cikgu. Saya pun belum makan-lah... bagi saya seringgit..

Hasten said...

Andrew: You ambil gambar dulu...

Anonymous said...

the hair....its ..umm.... well....honestly....mmmphhtt...
WUAHAHHAHAHAHA!!

Unknown said...

sir...
pls send me de pics wid de form 4 2007 in int pls...
thx a bunch...

nice pics btw...

Anonymous said...

Hey Shua,

Just noticed that the photo taken of your school front gate has a very lazy looking guard / cadet. Very funny pose. Looks like security in your school is a real problem. HEHEHE!!

A.L.

F!ojo said...

Pengetua? More like Penyu Tua! Hahahaa....

Hasten said...

A.L.: Security here is not really a "problem". It's assumed not to be there by default.

So, if the day goes on like a normal affair, it is not a "problem". It's just status quo :P

Anonymous said...

mcm kenal cikgu shah lail ni..pernah mengajar di phg kan?