Weird Christians

My laptop died today.

Demonic Dave would've said, "This is demonic oppression! They don't want you to blog anymore in Hasten Ministries."

Judgmental Jill would've said, "Surely you have sinned!"

Gullible Garfield would've said, "Izzit ah? Must be lah..."

Frank Faith would've said, "You must believe that there is hope. Call Dell."

Pentecostal Pam would've said, "Pray! Just pray! He that is in you is greater than he that is in the world! Don't call Dell!"

Prosperity Patricia would've said, "Aiya, just call Dell la. They will do everything for you. Pay money only ma... You got give money to church or not? If you did, then the money will come back to you wan. No need to worry..."

Theological Theo would look at everyone, and said, "You all... RACA!!"

Everyone would stare at Theological Theo. Then, he would mutter to himself as he walks away, "Raca means fool in Aramaic... As in the original text in Mark..."




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