Upward Christian teachers, climbing up to war...

Who said there is no career advancement in the teaching profession? Let me show you the way to the top.

First, take the Penilaian Tahap Kecekapan (PTK) exam. Pass that exam, can jump one step higher up the rung.

Next, aim for Anugerah Guru Cemerlang. Get that award, can jump another step higher.

Then, take Masters in Education.

After that, follow through to PhD.

Having a Masters or PhD won't make you jump any higher up the rung. But a string of academic credentials will come in handy (because that is all we can have) if you want to:

• Aim for a position in the Pejabat Pendidikan Daerah, or...
• Aim for a position in the Jabatan Pendidikan Negeri, or...
• Get a post in the Kementerian Pendidikan Malaysia.

After that, enter politics.

Then, win the elections.

Then, become Menteri Pelajaran Malaysia (or Timbalan also can. Because probably the Timbalan may be the guys doing all the real work. Dato' Seri Hishammuddin has two Timbalans working under him. Dato' Hon Choon Kim and Dato' Noh b. Omar.)

Then after that, take over the world.

But first...










Before my meteoric rise to the top...











One thing is inevitable...











Must...































Pass my SPP interview first.



Bah.



Where to find coat ah... How to become Datuk like that... Chey.
And I still love my bicycle...

(They say if we pass the SPP interview, we must sign the AUKU form, which prohibits us from actively participating in politics. Then, how do people in the government sector become cabinet ministers? Confused...)